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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

actionables:

romance is alive

inmensus:

untitled by Randy P. Martin on Flickr.

weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

Would u rather fight three nerds or a determined elementary school kid

malatruse:

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things to remember:

  • nerds are drift compatible and move in synch
  • kid has gone toe to toe with a kangaroo and lived

daytimeblogger:

Be free

bestskyrimmoments:

Skyrim + Falkreath

leaddust:

An unknown lady, Margaret Pole?

(detail)

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charles-rocket:

"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager

"oh boy!!" says mitt

mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office